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I'm fairly certain we're doing this wrong
Out of the ashes rises another shitty journal
Created on 2003-06-12 18:05:29 (#1114728), last updated 2007-07-14
526 comments received, 221 comments posted
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Basic Info| Name: | I can kill you with my mind |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-22 |
| Location: | Hartford, Connecticut, United States |
BioSo, you found the journal, did you? Well, I daresay it's about time. Your mother and I have been talking, and frankly, we've been tired of hiding it from you. We think you're old enough now to handle this, and I know we both hope you can deal with this responsibility like an adult.
Are you laughing? Huh, you laughing, you little punk?? Oh, I'll wipe that smile off your face with my fist! You little shit, you think I slave away at the steel mill all day so I can come home to you whining about wanting braces or new shoes? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR LOAFERS?? HUH? SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAN, YOU LITTLE PANSY! I have to come home to this?? A goddamn pansy kid and a wife who can't cook worth SHIT? That's right Martha, I mean you! And don't think I don't know about you and the mailman, you whore! I'm getting my gun. When I get back, the two of you had better be gone, or you're gonna need new feet to go with those goddamn new shoes you wanted.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have yelled. Calm down, honey, calm down. It's ok, I just had a little to drink, I'm sorry about the black eye and- where are you going? Martha? Martha! Get back here now! YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU'LL REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Your mother is a two timing whore. Get me a beer and enjoy your goddamn journal, shithead.
And if you tell anyone where those bruises came from, I'll lock you in the basement with the rats.
Are you laughing? Huh, you laughing, you little punk?? Oh, I'll wipe that smile off your face with my fist! You little shit, you think I slave away at the steel mill all day so I can come home to you whining about wanting braces or new shoes? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR LOAFERS?? HUH? SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAN, YOU LITTLE PANSY! I have to come home to this?? A goddamn pansy kid and a wife who can't cook worth SHIT? That's right Martha, I mean you! And don't think I don't know about you and the mailman, you whore! I'm getting my gun. When I get back, the two of you had better be gone, or you're gonna need new feet to go with those goddamn new shoes you wanted.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have yelled. Calm down, honey, calm down. It's ok, I just had a little to drink, I'm sorry about the black eye and- where are you going? Martha? Martha! Get back here now! YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU'LL REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Your mother is a two timing whore. Get me a beer and enjoy your goddamn journal, shithead.
And if you tell anyone where those bruises came from, I'll lock you in the basement with the rats.
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Trinity College - Hartford, CT (2003 - present)
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